LonkTheSlow's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 39 (From 4 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 320 Points

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 22/44 (185/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 3/32 (30/500 points)

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

Sonac the Hodgeman

Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/130 points)

Gotta Go Quickly 5 Points

Go full speed

Not the Bees 5 Points

Kill five bees

You're Bad at This 5 Points

Get a negative number of rings

You're Moving Too Slow 5 Points

Go the minimum speed

Like Really Bad 5 Points

Get negative 20 rings

Double Kill 10 Points

Kill two enemies without touching the ground

Ring Lover 10 Points

Get 100 rings in a row without missing any

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Sonac the Hodgeman 3

Medals Earned: 10/22 (85/280 points)

Brass Knackles 5 Points

Collect 50 rangs as Knackles. (unlocks ???)

Frodo 5 Points

Destroy a rang.

Gotta Go Quickly 5 Points

Go quickly

I am Kazaam 5 Points

Play as Picture of Shaq

Scrambled Eggs 5 Points

Defeat Mr. Eggs in hand to hand combat

Too Quickly 5 Points

You went too quickly

Double Kill 10 Points

Kill 2 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character

Missile Defense 10 Points

Destroy 15 enemies with missiles. (unlocks Shadoo)

Not the Bees 10 Points

Kill 5 bees you racist

Triple Kill 25 Points

Kill 3 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character

Edgy Gem Collector 5 Points

Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Shadoo. (unlocks ???)

Gem Collector 5 Points

Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Sonac. (unlocks ???)

Like Really Bad 5 Points

Negative 20 rangs? Are you trying?

Ludicrous Speed 5 Points

Go as quickly as hodgemanly possible.

Seriously 5 Points

Negative 50 rangs. Are you okay

You're Bad at This 5 Points

Get a negative number of rangs you loser

You're Too Unquick 5 Points

Go as unquickly as possible

Just Quit 10 Points

Negative 100 rangs like how bad can you even be at a thing

Indiana Jones 25 Points

Collect 30 chaos emmastones as any character.

Rang Lover 25 Points

Gather 100 rangs in a row without missing any

Variety 50 Points

Play as every character except ???

You Will Never Get This Time Back 50 Points

Play as any character for 5 minutes. (unlocks ???)

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